wild at heart.

uhmm… holy fuck. this is insane.

so you have to be 18 years old and registered on youtube to see this, and then you might be offended.

but i am…. AHERM intrigued to see this movie now anyway. i don’t think i have seen any david lynch? why?

so do men have ‘daughter issues’? i don’t get it.

mommy, i think i saw that girls bare arm!

Now the PTC is railing against reality competition America’s Next Top Model. The New York Post reports that the PTC has filed an indecency complaint with the FCC over the show’s March 26 episode, which featured a fully nude model posing for pictures in bed, Marilyn Monroe-style.

i mean, i hear where they are coming from. nothing makes me think of the current state of societal degradation than…. marilyn monroe?

Parents and families are fed up with such blatant and continued disregard for decency standards.

crazy idea: if your children are young enough to be permanently scarred by a nude silhouette, maybe you should be supervising them instead of plunking them down in front of the tv with a remote in their hand. fuck, put on baby einsteins or something if you really have better things to do with your time.

i realize i hardly offer an unbiased opinion on the subject. however, i really do not see the huge issue with nudity. you can see more indecency if you head down to the beach on a warm summer day. clearly nearly nude glistening bodies in the flesh will make our children sex-crazed murderous perverts even more than seeing a flesh coloured blur of pixels on a television screen.

run for your lives!!!

i am glad i live in canada, where there are less uptight over-protective censorship crazy assholes.

and that is why all our children turn into dangerously disturbed adults.

greg the bunny

“Wow, serious father issues.”
“Yeah, the sex would have been great!”

ah, how i miss you my cute little friend! if only there were sentient puppets in real life. life would be so much fluffier.

music or sex?

listening to sean lennon which i haven’t listened to in at least five years but probably much more, it strikes me how much more i must have listened to music in the past. after not having heard this in so long, i can still sing along to almost all the words. when i think of my favourite music of the past few years, i can’t sing along to 90% of it. i guess that is the cost of having a life and not spending all of my time alone in my bedroom! but what kind of music fan am i?

hrm…. no offense to sex but i am pretty sure i would still go with music. music is just…. otherworldly.

dear orgasm:

obviously inappropriate.

the too much information post.

50% sexy

it is so funny being a girl. i am a lot more confident and secure these days in comparison to how i once was, thank goodness. however it seems the nature of being a woman, or perhaps just being a person, that one cannot be too happy with oneself, namely in the department of appearance. i have a full-length mirror at the foot of my bed and it seems 50% of the time when i get out of the shower in the morning i go ‘eww, who is that?’ and the other 50% of the time i go ‘holy hot shit, that is the epitome of sexy!’ i wonder what these vast differences in perception on a daily basis can be attributed to.

as i said, i am not a creature of happy mediums. it at least works out well 50% of the time!

the street part seventy-two.

yes, finally the liam connor dream i desired. [well sort of.] me and him and his brother paul were making a very dramatic escape through an urban setting to avoid an asian gang that was after us. we were trying to figure out what movie hero would be the best to aid us. i was saying “we could go the route of spiderman or batman and all that crap… or maybe that guy from the matrix?” as i have not seen the matrix it turned out after we called them their style or projectile cyber-fighting involved too many innocent casualities. there was mention of us having been intimate and although that didn’t provide quite the “mindfuck” i had desired, at least i know my dream-self is good for it and can pull that shit.

confessions of a former nymphet.

disclaimer: this post solidifies my position as an evil pervert. but i have never denied such things. if you do not care to be disgusted do not click.

my word!

i had a pretty good time the other day researching just what ‘the vapours’ are after i realized i had no idea. i love you, wikipedia.

wow, it truly is the world’s oldest profession.

In a recent study of macaque monkeys in Indonesia, researchers found that male primates “paid” for sexual access to females ….The study also showed that the number of minutes that males spent grooming hinged on the number of females available at the time: The better a male’s odds of getting lucky, the less nit-picking time the females received.

kind of not work safe i suppose?

conversations on promiscuity.

i was speaking with a girl friend about the difference i have seen between a lot of ‘promiscuous’ men and ‘promiscuous’ women i know.